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23 ways to annoy people in an elevator.

1. Crack open your bag, peek inside and ask "Get enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you are embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say - DING! At each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do" And push all the buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce "I have new socks on!"
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, is that your beeper?
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
15. Pusch buttons and pretend they give a chock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you are waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone pics it up. Then scream: "THAT'S MINE!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that doesn't exist.
22. Call out a group hug and then enforce it.
23. When the lift is going down scream: "WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"